(Source: confessionalism)

loverwife:

oddlysane:

signehansen:

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
I am officially dead

Genius. Pure, utter genius.

He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree.

Haha, long separated by fate… is hilarious!

loverwife:

oddlysane:

signehansen:

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

I am officially dead

Genius. Pure, utter genius.

He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree.

Haha, long separated by fate… is hilarious!

(Source: mrsjasonsegel, via loverwife)